SEGA IS TEH BEST

Dreamcast

OMG I MUST BUY TEH XBOX 360 AND PLAY THE PHANTASY STAR UNIVERSE. IT WILL REMIND ME WHEN I WAS UNEMPLOYED AND PLAYED DREAMCAST ALL DAY. ME AND MY MATE ADAM WOULD PLAY CRAZY TAXI AND THEN WE GOT BORED WE’D FIRE UP THE 33.6KB MODEM AND PLAY PSO WITH OUR EUROPEAN COUSINS THROUGH THE POWER OF THE INTERWEB. THEN ONE DAY AT ABOUT 3AM SOME GERMAN HAXOR WHO’S AVATAR LOOKED LIKE THE EVIL GUY IN THE CRAPPY NEW PRETEND STAR WARS TRILOGY WROTE NASTY STUFF AND STOLE ALL OUR RARES AND MY NiGHTS MAG USING SOME 3L33T HAx0r14G SKILLZ. WE GOT SCARED AND NEVER PLAYED AGAIN. BUT IT WAS COOL WHEN SONIC AND KNUCKLES APPEARED IN THE LOBBY.

3 Responses to “SEGA IS TEH BEST”

  1. Jess Says:

    Heh, despite the pisstake, this reminds me (sadly) of how you used to talk when we played computer games (during those rare occasions when you were actually winning. ;) ) LOLORZ I CRUSH YOU!! BOW TO ME!! ANNILATION! I AM TEH BEST!

  2. Dan Says:

    You crack me up :)

  3. Matt Says:

    So very very scary…funny stuff though..

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